“I am fully aware that there are times when I am too much of a high tide; When my jealous heart built from years of proving that I was worthy of unworthy people’s attention threatens to split us like a gene.” — Joshua Bennett - Plankton (via justbjoe)
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The Most Ironic 10 seconds Ever -
Simply Amazballs
it has been found
both of my neihghboors are playing music loudly. when i stand in my bathroom i can hear both at the same time. It’s like standing in a shit fest
my little model
shameless selfsie
Patton Oswalt | A CLOSED LETTER TO MYSELF ABOUT THIEVERY, HECKLING AND RAPE JOKES -
I missed this essay from @pattonoswalt on Friday about joke theft & heckling & rape DO NOT REPEAT MY MISTAKE
Properties of Sexual Difference
Aladdin’s newsfeed was full of all his friends’ stories of their job acquisitions, wild nights out in Agrabah, and all other pieces of evidence that they were winning at this whole “life” thing. And while Aladdin might have been broke, homeless, and without any marketable skills, his inordinate amount of free time had allowed him to discover that Oreos and Doritos tasted incredible together, so, yeah—he was pretty much nailin’ it.
(Source: shakethecobwebs, via loveyourchaos)
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@sombum see, i do think of you